We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: do you like oral sex? Then you'll love the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried printed with 'If you're not into oral sex keep your mouth shut' across front. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check. Dirty old man biker tee? Double triple Check.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!